I have a lot to catch up on--like Esther's third birthday!--but right now I'm tired after a busy day, so I'll just share a few of Esther's creative excuses for not doing what she has been asked to do.
Daddy: Let go of that book!
Esther (in a conciliatory tone, without moving her hand): I'm just holding it.
Mommy (after Esther poked the keys on the computer keyboard and changed the screen): Esther! You know you're not supposed to touch the keyboard when it's not your program!
Esther: My elbow just did it [as opposed, presumably, to she herself--she also has tried to see if she can get away with pushing buttons with a toy].
Mommy: Esther, come put your pajamas on.
Esther: I'm busy spitting on my leg. [And she was! Don't ask me why...]
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